The invention that everyone will need.
swaggermimint sent: If I challenged you to a duel of rhymes, best onceler of all times, would you accept and offer up your best?

Rhymes are my life

No reason to strife.

I’m a busy man and I have no time

To play with a child about a game of rhymes!

swaggermimint sent: Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?

I know that man Sam, the man with the ham.

That food was poisoned I thought, I told him to scram!

The answer to your question would be no.

That fellow Sam is the worst man to know.

whimsicottprincess sent: So sir, did you know there's somebody else trying to sell your thneeds?

Many competitors have come and gone.

None of beat me, not one, not one!